hey dude
man, this is just so ordinary
dude, i see these peacocks trying to climb down chimneys all the time
yawnity yawn yawn
especially round twyford and berkshire in general, dude
man, i was talking to these traffic wardens there dude, and they say that they see about 27 every day
apparently, they have this kinda genetic thing goin on that dates back to victorian times dude, when there was these british chimney sweeps who would stick their brushes out the chimney, and the peacocks (about as common as flies in victorian times dude, apparently) would think that they were like lady peacocks, and they'd try and give em some sexual healing down the chimney...
when we gonna see some really unusual pics dude?